{"product_id":"not-today-satan-2027-wall-calendar","title":"Not Today Satan 2027 Wall Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot Today Satan—a year of bold babes, bad omens, and blood-red lipstick. This edgy and irreverent wall calendar based on the popular Instagram account @tragicgirlsco serves up a vintage comic aesthetic with a bold feminist bite. Each month features wickedly witty art and reminders that the real monsters are usually in power. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFeatures include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e12\" x 12\" (12\" x 24\" open)\u003cbr\u003eCover design eliminates need for plastic packaging\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink\u003cbr\u003ePlanning spread for September–December 2026\u003cbr\u003eSpans January–December 2027\u003cbr\u003eGenerous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders\u003cbr\u003eOfficial major world holidays and observances\u003cbr\u003eMoon phases, based on Universal Time\u003cbr\u003eHumorous, horror-inspired images of sad, rad babes with a retro-comic flair\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68358931546339,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0687\/1561\/0339\/files\/Nottoday1.jpg?v=1794086643","url":"https:\/\/www.emporiumspookygoods.com\/products\/not-today-satan-2027-wall-calendar","provider":"The Emporium Spooky Goods \u0026 More LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}