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Not Today Satan 2027 Wall Calendar

Not Today Satan 2027 Wall Calendar

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Not Today Satan—a year of bold babes, bad omens, and blood-red lipstick. This edgy and irreverent wall calendar based on the popular Instagram account @tragicgirlsco serves up a vintage comic aesthetic with a bold feminist bite. Each month features wickedly witty art and reminders that the real monsters are usually in power. 

Features include:
12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
Planning spread for September–December 2026
Spans January–December 2027
Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
Official major world holidays and observances
Moon phases, based on Universal Time
Humorous, horror-inspired images of sad, rad babes with a retro-comic flair

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